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alliterate:

awyeahmona:

[Image: Fanart of Misty Knight and Colleen Wing, skating towards the left and looking ever-so-joyful. Misty is wearing gold go-go skates with red wheels, red sunglasses, a red crop top and booty shorts, and a gold bangle, and there’s a star in her afro, and she’s skating close to the floor and looking out at the screen and grinning. Colleen is wearing a similar outfit in white, with blue leg warmers, black sunglasses, and pigtails, and she’s skating on tiptoe, arms flung behind her, one leg extended high up off the floor gracefully.]

AND HERE IS MY COMMISSION FROM @ANGERGIRL. I won’t say anything else I’ll just leave this here. (With a big :DDDDDDDDDDDDD.)

omfg amazing

*_____*

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awyeahmona:

[X-Men: To Serve & Protect 4]

Dazzler, narrating: It’s not every day you get abducted by a cosmic being and forced into a roller derby contest of champions (I know, right). At stake is some poorly-defined cosmic prize offered by the Grandmaster, who has apparently been reborn younger and even more irritating. Which leaves just me and my security team plucked fresh from my world tour against, like, 100 Z-list super villains, none of whom should be let anywhere near some cosmic-prize-power thing. Am I worried?

Heck no. I’m the best there is at what I do.

And what I do is Roller Skate.

[Descriptions above three women fighting in roller-skates with balletic kung-fu grace:

MISTY KNIGHT. DAUGHTER OF THE DRAGON. DAZZLER WORLD TOUR SECURITY. WICKED AWESOME.

DAZZLER. THE WORLD’S GREATEST MUTANT POP-STAR ROLLER SKATER.

COLLEEN WING. DAUGHTER OF THE DRAGON. DAZZLER WORLD TOUR SECURITY. ALSO WICKED AWESOME.]

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what is this i am reading

how does this exist

do you know that i go around requesting “misty/colleen: roller derby au” on pretty much every prompt fic challenge i have the opportunity to request it on? do you know that “roller derby” is my favorite fic cliche and misty and colleen are my favorite characters and then there’s dazzler who is as great as jubilee mixed with booster gold and just just just just

TUMBLR

HOW DOES THIS EXIST?!?

EVERYONE

YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT DAZZLER AND HER RADICAL ALL-GIRL ROLLER DEATH SQUAD IS AN ACTUAL THING

AND IT IS FUCKING FABULOUS

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angergirl:

awyeahtitans requested Misty and Renee having drinks and reminiscing about their cop days.

I like to think that they laugh so hard, people from neighboring tables would register complaints about the noise. Then they would look over at the offended table and give them their trademark glares (or Renee would put on her hat in a deliberate manner and Misty would make a show of flexing her arm) and then promptly return to cracking up.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i just, i—aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 

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soft-intelligence:

Fantastic Four Giant-Size Adventures.

MISTY: ”We are really short on time, so we’ll have to use the weirdo teleport thingy.”

her little wave! the expressions! the body language! 

*waves*

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soft-intelligence:

Fantastic Four Giant-Size Adventures.

SUSAN: ”Okay, I’m ready.  Unless you need me to bring anything?”
MISTY: (thumbs up) “No.  Just need someone who can turn invisible.“ 
SUSAN: (next page) ”That I can do.”  

aaaaaaa i need this issue so bad

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soft-intelligence:

Fantastic Four Giant-Size Adventures.

MISTY: ”Susan Storm! I need your help!” 

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO DIG THROUGH MY TAGS FOR THIS \o/

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sistervenom:

lecorbeau:

mistressmagnetic:

Girl Comics #3, art by Colleen Coover.

Well really, how could I not bring this back right now.

Ain’t no party like a Colleen Coover party cuz a Colleen Coover party don’t stop.

Perfect time for this! :D