sonnestark:

shokiade:

traceexcalibur:

shokiade:

vexarian:

shokiade:

So you’re not only a sexuality-erasing cockbat, you’re a shallow sexuality-erasing cockbat. Good to know.

(At least you’re better than a Certain Writer who thinks the appropriate way to facilitate Kanaya/Eridan is to have her raped by nuns until she hates women.)

STOP EVERYTHING.

Fucking WUT

Please be joking about that. There can’t possibly be anyone THAT terrible.

Oh god I’m setting myself up for an enormous disappointment aren’t I?

None other than the writer of Promstuck herself, my friend.

(Well, she and a collaborator. I hold them both equally culpable.)

I guess we now see where flippant attitudes toward canon sexualities gets you.

what

when did this happen

and in what context

that doesn’t sound like something the Promstuck girls would do

It’s definitely a thing that happened. It’s in the backstory notes to Hemostuck, wherein Kanaya and Eridan are matesprits.

I’m unimpressed that you didn’t see it coming, tbh.

And for the record it’s Roachpatrol that’s involved in this trainwreck, not Shelby. Shelby is currently toddling along drawing the same repetitive ten-minute-scribble slash fanart as usual, as far as I’m aware.

Jesus fucking christ.

i
hate
everything?